NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Want to here a joke? Me to...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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