Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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