- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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