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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

guest what i love pancakes

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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