- Anti Joke

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.