Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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