What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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breasts

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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