- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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