A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I once did something.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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