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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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