- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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