Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

politically correct!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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