Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Poop!!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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