Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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whos district champs not JM

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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no pun intended

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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