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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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