- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Obama.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

squash squash who squash my ass

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

did you stub your toe?

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