- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Women's rights.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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