- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats up and also down? your mum

Women's Rights

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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