Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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