- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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