A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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