E= McVagina

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Two english guys meet at work

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Penis.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Anti Joke

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