- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Penis.

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