- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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