Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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