- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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