- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

It says so on your cap.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

this is gay

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A black man walks into a book store.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mom

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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