Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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My mom just died....

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hey.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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JEWS

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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why?

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Yes. Just Yes.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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