What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Penis.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Cold camel scrotum.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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