Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A jew go out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The Barackness Monster

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Homework.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops