- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

i eat poop

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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