Black Veil Brides.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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