What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

God.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

steves legs

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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