roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

go go gadget

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Du bist mein Kampf

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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