- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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