What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Nicholas Cage

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This post contains NOTHING.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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lol

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Windows Vista

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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i heart wiener

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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