Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A joke

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A ginger rapping.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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I am really good at math debating

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25

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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lololololololololol

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What break when you talk?

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S.O.P.A

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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So dont touch it

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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