Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

black people. that is all...

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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