Men's rights.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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