So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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