How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ur mother

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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The WNBA

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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