- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

SPAMS!!!

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

ruddell and dodds anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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