What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Brett Farve

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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