what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

two fish are in a tank.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Chuck Norris died.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Anti Joke

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