Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

I am a real homosexual

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Jasper sucks.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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