what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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An Irishman stays home

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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