yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A black man killed someone

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why Because

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Kate

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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