What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Pickle!

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Obamacare!

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

does this look unsure to you?

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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