What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What does a man like. food.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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