- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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