- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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